Ég bara nenni ekki að vinna. Ekki. Þetta eru ekki svoleiðis dagar. Sama hvað ég reyni að láta þá vera það.
hanga með ph og hrappi
selja næstum engin kerti í friðargöngu
kaupa tahini og stela ólífumauki
hanga á internetinu við hliðina á ph
ristað brauð með hummus
lífið er gott
gleðileg jól, elskur.
Svona listar eru oftast óþolandi. Ókei, nánast alltaf. Eiginlega bara alveg alltaf. Feminískt óþolandi. En á þessum eru ansi margir skemmtilegir punktar. Allavega punktar sem ég kannast afskaplega vel við úr mínu lífi.
Sérstaklega góðir: #1 – #2 – #26 – #27 – #35 – #40 – #42 – #45 – 50#.
Sérstaklega vondir: #4 – #6 – #10 – #13, 14, 15 – #39.
1. Don’t think that just because you didn’t tell us we are never going to find out.
2. Our friends know EVERYTHING.
3. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Guaranteed.
4. No matter what we say, we hate your ex-girlfriend.
5. We check our phones every hour to see if you have replied to our texts, then worry if you haven’t.
6. The fact you might leave us for another girl keeps us up at night.
7. When we’re not talking to you on MSN, we’re actually waiting for you to talk to us (in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you still care enough to talk to us).
8. When we act sad, we want you to hug us.
9. Our favourite part of the MSN convo is at the end when you say good bye, because that’s the part you say you love us.
10. We actually freak out on what to do during holidays like Valentines Day.
11. We don’t care what our friends think of you, but we do care what your friends think of us.
12. Yes, you might be the reason we failed that Math test.
13. We are very, very scared of scaring you away.
14. We don’t care about what we talk about, just as long as we have your attention for a few minutes.
15. Of course, we do believe the crap we read in magazines.
16. We have mood swings. Get over it.
17. Every time you’re around other girls, we worry they are better than us.
18. We don’t want to hear how cool your ex-girlfriend/neighbour/best gal friend is.
19. Movies like ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ depress us.
20. We will move mountains on our timetable if it means seeing you.
21. We compare every other guy to you, and you always come out best.
22. We hate it when you go to discos without us.
23. We hate feeling as if we are like any other girl.
24. Don’t brag about other girls liking you, it just makes us insecure.
25. When we say everything is ‘fine’, it generally means everything is absolutely horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces.
26. Don’t just say ‘ok’ when we say we don’t want to talk about it.
27. If you want to know something about us, ask our best friend.
28. If you do not hug us, we will not kiss you.
29. We think you are the best guy in the world.
31. We really do want you to stick up for us.
32. Compliments. We love them.
33. Be on time. We will think you don’t care if you’re not on time at a certain place.
34. Whether you say (L) or luv or love does matter.
35. We don’t care if you couldn’t come on that date because of the most embarrassing reason in the world, just don’t lie to us.
36. We like cuddling up to you so let us.
37. Silent Treatment + Short Answers + Not Smiling or Laughing + Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.
38. You will be classed in our ‘Hate’ list if you forget our birthday.
39. Do not ask what’s wrong. We’ll never tell you we just want you to cuddle us.
40. You need to tell us what you think of us, we don’t make assumptions (apart from ‘OMG HE’S GONE OFF ME HASN’T HE?!’)
41. Telling us that we are pretty will mean absolute LOADS.
42. Do not make fun of us unless we are in a good mood. As insecure as girls go, we take these things very seriously.
43. If you do end up doing Number 42, you just have to hope we aren’t in a bad mood.
44. Saying something sweet MIGHT get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will ALWAYS get you off the hook.
45. We never forget things… Ever.
46. We over-analyze everything.
47. We over-react to everything.
48. When we are mad at you, we aren’t actually mad at you we just want you to apologize so we can start showing we like you again.
49. Please don’t stand 384931491329403 feet away from us. Even if we are scary.
50. Please acknowledge that when we are online when you sign in, we probably have waited ages for you to come online so please make it worthwhile.
51. We do not care if 50,000 other guys declared their love for us if you never do it none of it matters.
52. We don’t like being used.
53. We like it when you do un-expected nice things.
54. We usually don’t let just any guy make us cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you must have done something bad…
55. This is the way it works: You don’t give us any attention, we dump you. It is NOT: You don’t give us any attention, we chase after you. Deal with it.
56. We like it when you are protective of us. It makes us feel special.
57. Unless she is a moronic idiot, a girl who truly loves you will love you for a long, long time.
58. When we come back from a holiday and brag about how awesome it was, during the entire time there we were probably thinking about you. A lot.
59. No matter where we are or what we are doing, we really want you to hold our hand.
60. And please for the love of god shut up about how hot other girls are. You know we like you and the fact you do this despite you knowing how we feel is just evil.
The Smiths – Big Mouth Strikes Again. Það er svolítið svona fimmtudags.